OK lets try this again. I don't have lots of time. Anyway I got Jane settled down she got changed. The men are in the living room. Jane comes out red in the face She couldn't even look at Berry. My husband said he filled berry in on what was up. Berry said I had a feeling there was something up with you and a possible bladder issue along time ago. But hey I don't care it's you I like and want. The fact that you wear protection doesn't mean anything. Just be truthful with me he said. (I'm thinking WOW) So we all sat around for what must have been two hours at least. I explained my condition along with Jane and hers. Berry started chuckling and said SO those times you dumped a drink in your lap was when you actually had an accident?
Ya Ya Ya I said that's it! Berry laughed and said that's clever. Jane said yep it's not that clever when she does it to you at a restaurant in the middle of winter
So we told him that story. After it was all done with My husband said now your are officially in our inter sanctum. So now all we ask is you to keep silent about the girls condition. He said well of course! And I said Yep now you know to much we will have to shoot you and feed your body to the pigs down the road
We all had a good laugh and that's where it ended.
Sorry it took so long. This was a short version but it hit the high points
................Sandy