incontinence Jokes found on the web

[mlhjr]

Quit it all, you are going to make me pee my pants !!

Last edited by mlhjr on Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:28 am, edited 1 time in total.

[B Brian]

Oh, that reminds me....

There is an outhouse at the top of a hill. A guy is walking down this hill and has a Finnish nationality. There is also a guy running up the hill, and he has a Russian nationality. The guy at the top, well he identifies as just European.

[Wetters]

I love puns - thanks for that, Brian!

Wetters

[MSUSpartan]

Very funny

[CJinNM]

This one seems topical right now....

"Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed frequently...and for the same reason".

CJ

[Wetters]

Funniest joke I've heard in a long time! Thank you, CJ.

Yes, they truly are both (all) full of s__t.

Wetters

[MSUSpartan]

That joke is a actually a paraphrasing of Mark Twain ...

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” ― Mark Twain

[optimist]

My incontinence RULES....

I wish it didn't.....

[optimist]

Could not resist sharing this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnIUYLRXro

[schoppy]

Found another good one on the internet.
HEHE

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