Funny Story
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:38 pm
So yesterday I took a little afternoon nap, maybe an hour, and managed to drench my diaper, leak out the plastic pants, and soak my mattress cover and sheets. (This is not the funny part). Knowing I had obviously just flooded, I figured I could get away with mowing the backyard in just a pair of shorts. All went well until I stopped briefly to check on a text. Not wanting to shut the pushmower down, I decided to lean against the handle and keep the lever depressed with my Dad-bod belly. It worked great until I felt my feet getting wet! It was at that moment that I realized the vibration of the mower against my bladder had just resulted in a HUGE wet spot down the front of my shorts!!! Due to the vibration I didn't even feel it happening. Definitely a learning experience! My wife and I had a good laugh about it, because sometimes that's all you can do.
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads, Step-dads, father figures, and Mom's who also function as Dads out there!
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads, Step-dads, father figures, and Mom's who also function as Dads out there!