incontinence Jokes found on the web

[gtrudeau88]

Someone here mentioned edible Depends. If you want a gross laugh go on to youtube and look up an old SLN skit for "chewable pampers".

[Scott902]

[Wetters]

Ha Ha Ha!!! Love this, Scott.

[insert mental image of a row of laughing smilies here].

I got a new operating system last year, and ever since then I haven't been able to get the smilies to work.

Wetters

[MSUSpartan]

This isn't a joke, but it tickles my funny bone.

Did anyone else catch that the new Tena commercial used the tag line "let yourself go"?

[Wetters]

Yes, I did - just a couple of minutes ago - woman driving along the road, singing and laughing hard. And the catchphrase wasn't lost on me, either. My bladder twinged when the woman (on the beach?) lifted the older kid in her arms! That almost hurt. I have just enough stress incon to relate to it.... I tried Tena pads a couple of years ago for my daytime urge incon, but they felt bulky and rigid. I sit all day at work, so they didn't work well for me.

Wetters

P(ee)S: I don't think the cartoon is meant to be cruel or embarrass anyone. I think the concept of a snowman leaking water from its lower torso reflects on how widespread incontinence is. He's a good candidate for Depend's underwareness campaign! btw, has anyone noticed that none of other snow around him is melting???

[ThatFLguy]

Think you have a crappy job, you could be a diaper.

[msshendo]

Had to bring this one back up.

Have you heard there is a new wine coming out from the makers of Pino Grigio and Pino Nior? Apparently they discovered a wine grape with anti-diuretic properties and they are going to market the new wine to people with incontinece. The new wine will be called Pino More.

[Wetters]

I love a pun - and this one is hilarious. Thanks, msshendo! Maybe they can begin to market Pino Noir to nocturnal enuretics (pee not in the night)....

Wetters

[optimist]

With double incontinence, B&B gets a whole new meaning...

[optimist]

Found this on Youtube. Funny enough to share it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM57LhrM15k
Hope you get a good laugh....