incontinence Jokes found on the web

[Ski]

While responding to another post, I inadvertently came up with a pun in my head.

"Whenever I go out in public, I like to have a spare diaper, just so I can have my ass covered."

[greenbank]

Talked with a frienf about Monty Python, and remembered this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YNl3Zhiz90
Hope the link works..

Many thanks haven't laughed so much for a long while.

Greenbank

[Wetters]

LMAO! I do appreciate a pun - Thanks, Ski.

Wetters

[rjinboston]

They gave me a chuckle.
Void where prohibited especially.

[schoppy]

“Laughter is like changing a diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.”

[docjohn]

Good one Schoppy.

[Rope_Wrench]

I am sure everyone has seen this one, how is a boss like a diaper? Both are always on your ass and totally full of sh!t.

[Wetters]

A bit of a stretch here and some have likely heard it, but I'm having a "senti-mental" journey back to my youth right now.

Q: Why do cherry trees stink?

A: 'Cause George Washington cut one.

Wetters

[msshendo]

I need a "groan" button.

[Scott902]

Kind of bad, that even police motorcycles in video games have incontinence: