I just returned from having a colonoscopy, during which the doctor discovered two polyps, the larger of which was seeping blood. They were removed, cauterized, and all is well. However, the staff were more than thoughtful, way, way more than thoughtful. They would not change my diaper, and they insisted on covering me with at least six layers of blankets while I took care of that task. Drunk on anesthetic, unable to see what I was doing, I stuck myself repeatedly with the three inch pins I use, I put it on clumsily, and soon leaked while my wife drove me home. This sexual harassment frenzy is getting out of hand. Clearly, that is the issue which motivated the staff. All I wanted to do was get dressed and go home. End of rant. Thanks for letting me vent.
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